Just to get you in the mood... I'm so not in a Christmas mood at the moment. Partly because all the Sixth Form work I've been diligently completing/forgetting has taken over my life, partly because I'm not 5 and I don't believe in Santa, partly because what/who I really want...

    You can tell that P Dubz is going to be a bit crap when you realise that the first ever speeding offence in the United Kingdom took place there. There are about five charity shops, four estate agents and another five Chinese/Indian restaurants for 8,263 people [the majority...

                 They make up half of the world's population, own 97% of the world's penises and are generally regarded as quite important to the survival of the human race... yep, it's men. I won't shy away from the...