1. Full Name: Jennifer Clare Steadman.
2. Nicknames: Jen, Niff, Niffer, Jeeeen, Jenny Jen Jen Jen Jen, Steadders, Grapey, Studman, Jenesis, Aunty Berty, Jenkins, Gherkin, Jen der Bende, Jon du Bond, Chocolate e-Clare, The Editor, The Legend Formerly Known As Jen
3. Birthday: 16th May
4. Place of Birth: Pembury
5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
6. Male or female: Female, contrary to popular belief
7. Year: 12
8. School: Tonbridge Grammar School
9. Occupation: Stud[ent]
10. Residence: England, home of the brave
11. MSN Screen Name: Jen; WHAT A WEEKEND:D
12. Hair Colour : Blondette
13. Hair Length: Shouldery length
14. Eye colour: As blue as The Blue Album by Weezer
15. Weight: No.
16. Height: 5"3 - you can see me in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves come Christmas time
17. Braces? Thankfully I have ridded myself of those blasted silvery gnashers
18. Glasses? I would shatter them when I sang
19. Piercings: Ears.
20. Tattoos: Only the one of you on my bum
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty... can't you tell from the website URL?
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: Cameron Murray [many, many years ago]
23. First Award: World's Sexiest Baby 1992. Probably.
24. First Sport You Joined: Swimming
25. First pet: Gerbils called Bungee and Gus
26. First Real Vacation: Lanzarote [Holiday from hell. both parents got ill.]
27. First Concert: BUSTED, 31ST JULY 2004 (y)
28. First Love: Love is a many splendored thing, but I'm not convinced I've actually entered into its murky realms. Though I may have done.
___ Favourites___
29. Movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral
30. TV programme: Ugly Betty. or Top Gear. or Gossip Girl. or Boston Legal. or Coupling.
31. Colour: Orange
32. Rapper: Eminem, innit. Though I make a mean rap myself.
33. Band: Hole/Blink 182/We Are Scientists/Weezer/Oasis
34. Song: Awful - Hole
35. Best Friends: That Lovable Homosexual Formerly Known As Emily Frost
36. Sweets: MARZIPAN MAKES ME HAPPY.
37. Sport to Play: Badminton
38. Restaurant: I try not to eat. I really, really don't need to.
39. Favourite brand: Chuck Taylor
40. Store: New Look, or H&M
41. School: Paddock Wood Primary - rock on
42. Animal: Gerbil
43. Book: Pretty Things - Sarra Manning
44. Magazine: anything filmy that I steal from my mother or chavvy that Roxy brings in.
45. Shoes: All Converses. And New Look sneakers.
___Felling Right Now____
46. Feeling: Confused
47. Single or Taken? Single, but...
48. Have a crush: Yes.
49. Eating: I'm not, but I'm considering it.
50. Drinking: Oasis Citrus Fruit punch (y)
51. Typing: No, the letters are telepathically appearing
52. Online?: Yes, but I have no friends because everyone else is off having a life.
53. Listening to: What A Waster - The Libertines
54. Thinking About: How life takes random corners when you're really not expecting them.
55. Wanting To: KNOW.
56. Watching: The screen
57. Wearing: PJs
___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? No
59. Want to be married? Not really
60. Careers in Mind: Journalist.
61. Where do you want to live: As far away from Paddock Wood as possible!!
62. Car: Mini Cooper
__Which is Better with the Opposite Sex___
63. Hair colour: Dark... but NOT dyed black. Ever.
64. Hair length: Slightly overgrown =]
65: Eye colour: Don't mind, but green is coolest
66. Measurements: BIG
67. Cute or Sexy: Rawr.
68. Lips or Eyes: Ideally he should have both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Full blown sex.
70. Short or Tall: Tall. Like a smaller scale Godzilla.
71. Easygoing or serious: Can you IMAGINE me with someone serious??
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Which one is a quickie round the back of the bike sheds?
73. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny is good, and I really need skinny boy rehab
74. Sensitive or Loud: Boyfriends of Jen should be seen and not heard, except in certain situations.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: These days neither exist, you just get engaged
76. Sweet or Caring: Surely that's the same thing? He should be an absolute wanker, ideally
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: This is a stupid question.
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah, your mum
79. Had Alcohol: Yes. It's gross.
80. Smoked: Yes. It's super gross.
81. Ran Away From Home: Yes. For half an hour.
82. Broken a bone: Fractured. Can't even break bones right.
83. Got an X-ray: Yes [see above]
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Yes [several...]
86. Broke Up With Someone: He got there before me ¬¬
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah... Heath Ledger...
88. Cried At School: I'm a walking fountain really.
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: I don't really miss God, but I sure miss Santa Claus.
90. Miracles: Well yeah, 'cause I exist.
91. Love At First sight: No
92. Ghosts: No
93. Aliens: Yeah, they've already proved it.
94. Soul Mates: Yes - me and my iPod are inseparable.
95. Heaven: Front row at a We Are Scientists concert.
96. Hell: Paddock Wood.
97. Angels: Only me
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes, but save your virginity for the second date.
99. Horoscopes: Yes, because OBVIOUSLY everyone's day fits into one of 12 boxes.
___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?
Yes.
ignavis precibus Fortuna repugnat.
Fortune rejects half-hearted prayers.
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