They waited til Dave one morning awoke
When Jen was passing by Sevenoaks
Going to a party with her bestest friend
Dave’s so called mates planned their end
They sent in their troop with hair bright red
“Judd Harrison reporting from Princess Dave’s bed!”
They went to the kitchen with a poison or two
And sprinkled it into the creamy fondue
Princess Dave was so overcome by Jen’s love
That he accidentally ripped some poems up!
Then a choc fountain was artfully placed
In front of Prince Jen’s amused face...
“What ho! A metaphor is that or what?
Creamy chocolate fondue sweet and piping hot!
Princess Dave, remove bad images from your mind
Or you won’t yourself in me find!”
Princess Dave was overcome with filthy lust
And struggled to look away from Prince Jen’s bust!
Until Judd cried with a ginger thrust
“KILL JEN! I MUST! I MUST!”
He got out a picture he’d Photoshopped
And then Jen’s face grew pale and shocked
For in the picture she could see
Dave and Judd getting down and dirty...
DOON DOON!!
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