Princess Dave; The Epic Poem Part 3
18/12/2008 15:54
Jen drew out her weapon, still shocked to her core
And shouted, "They don't make 'em like this anymore!!"
Judd let loose a hearty guffaw
"A camera phone? Is that all??" he roared
Jen flipped it open to show a frightening shot
Of Judd getting out his spotty ginge bott',
All present screamed, and with a flush to his head
Judd escaped, ran, disappeared, fled!
Princess Dave wanted to thank her brave knight
Who'd savered her that terrible winter's night
So she cried, "Oh lor, I love thee Prince Jen!"
The Prince replied, "So unblock me on MSN!!!"
The Princess spent all night dreaming away
While in her mind the Prince fashioned a play
With music and dance and The Princess
Falling madly in love - aww, bless!
Dave plunged into chaos, Prince Jen was gone
This remained all spring and summer long
'Til that fateful day, when a pinging sound
Caused Dave and his mates to crowd around
To see an email with musical attached
The Princess faltered, quite abashed
And when reading yonder musical filled with rhyme
Dave cried, "THIS IS THE BEST MUSICAL OF OUR TIME!"
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