The Prince was silent, a moment rare
She bashed her breast and pulled her hair
The Princess was in love with the Prince's friend
He loved Emley and not the great Jen der Bende
Maidstone however was still a blast
The thought of Primark made Dave aghast!
But then he entered the lingerie section
He left with a tiny but solid... hmm... nothing rhymes here
Later when Dave returned to his house and den
He wondered if it was wrong to still love Jen
Online he went to talk to his new girlfriend Em
Little did he know Jen had hijacked her MSN...
Jen and her friends gathered round the computer
To talk to men who were much cuter
Than the lovely Princess, who wasn't a looker
In fact, she wasn't a cooker or a hooker!
Dave spilled all his secrets, unaware
That Emley was dating him just as a dare!
They asked him rude questions, and answers they got!
They choked with laughter, his reputation shot
Dave was told Emley didn't love him at all
His ears did droop and his tears did fall
He was depressed, his laydee was gone
But luckily Judd gave him a shoulder to cry on...
DOON DOON
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