Judd grinned, his plan was almost complete!
He planned for Dave a pervy treat
But Dave was busy doing GCSEs
And in his mind he thought of the prince sexy
She disappeared once more over the summer
Just in case Judd tried to bum 'er
In the first week back at school
Jen had blown her princely cool
She'd jumped on Dave to show her love
Thinking it was Judd, Dave gave a shove!!
As once more her love had been spurned
Jen retired to school, having crashed and burned...
But as the winter nights drew in
Jen was invited to go dancin'
At the Judd Ball, where Dave was not
But Jen entered, dancing and smoking hot
Judd was feeling quite dejected
Dave had left him, his love rejected
So onto his nemesis Judd came on
Dancing like Austin Powers to his favourite song!!
Jen was also besieged by a cheesy guy
And saucy texts began to fly
Now a stud muffin, Jen was in demand
And Dave was now truly darned...
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